Friday, November 28, 2008

How to eat woman out?

Eating a woman's pussy is about the most wonderful thing you can do for her. It makes her feel loved, admired, sexy, and of course it makes her cum like crazy. Many women prefer it to intercourse, and for most, it is the easiest way to cum with a man. You may have the littlest dick on the planet, but if you give great head, you will be appreciated as a fabulous lover. Yes, it's that important. Besides, lots of women expect it these days - you might as well know what your doing.

First off, guys seem to have a strange love/hate relationship with women's genitalia. Guys that can't wait to get their dick into one are often reluctant to put their face "down there". For every guy who says he loves to eat pussy, there's another one who's squeamish. Women know this, and it affects their ability to lay back and enjoy the experience. There is nothing more exciting to a woman than to know that her partner finds her delicious. Don't be coy; tell her. When a guy fingers a lady and then smells, licks, sucks the juice off his finger and sighs as if in heaven, she knows this is her lucky day.

What if your sweet lady doesn't smell or taste very sweet? Don't suffer take a nice hot shower or bath together. Lather up both of your bodies and slide them together. It's like a whole body fuck. Soap up her vulva, washing between her outer and inner lips. Spread her lips apart and gently wash her clitoris. Hey, don't stop - this feels great! Run your soapy hand down the crack of her ass, and rub a finger all around her anus. You can stick one finger in and wash around inside too, if you anticipate any anal play, and I suggest you do. But don't put those soapy fingers up her vagina. Instead, rinse them off well and stick one or two inside, making a circular motion. Think about washing the inside of a tall glass - same thing. Now wasn't that fun? And now you can feel free to let your tongue wander anywhere it pleases...


If the woman you are with is somewhat hesitant about your going down on her, start off with her lying on her back, perhaps half-sitting. Lay down between her legs, with her legs over your shoulders. She may enjoy laying or sitting at the edge of the bed with you kneeling. She can also straddle your face, but be prepared to get very wet. There are endless varieties of positions where you can press your face up to her cunt, some of which strike me as more acrobatic than erotic, but feel free to experiment.
On the plus side, you both get to enjoy the sublime sensations of getting head, simultaneously. The upside down positioning of a woman's pussy and your mouth is an easy fit and there's more room for your hands. On the negative side, it's a less than ideal position for a woman to give head. Plus, if you need to read this article, you may be better off concentrating your energies on pleasing her, without too much distraction. But even for experienced 69'ers, it's easy to short-change your partner. "It feels soooo good, I'm just gonna stop for a second and concentrate


Before I go any further, a few words about the clitoris, accent on the first syllable. Most of you know it, but for those who don't, it is THE woman's sex organ, period. It may feel great to be fucked vaginally, anally or otherwise, but if the stimulation is not right there, on the clitoris, you're ignoring the place that's going to make her cum, and presumably that's why you're reading this, right? It's right there at the top juncture of her inner lips, a small knob of pink flesh. This is where it's at boys, and don't forget it. Almost any licking and sucking of the labia or vaginal entrance is going to feel just dandy; just remember that this is pleasurable teasing, not the main event. I can't tell you how many guys have thrust their tongues up my vagina thinking that this was going to make me cum. They were wrong. Of course, with a little manual stimulation....but I'm getting ahead of myself.

Women feel differently about how much direct stimulation they can take on their clitoris. Some women will adore it if you suck hard on their exposed clits, others will shriek in pain. You may encounter a woman who is completely unable to take direct stimulation of her clit; the goal is still the same, but you'll have to stimulate it indirectly, such as through her labia. IMPORTANT NOTE: Often, what is unacceptably rough at first may be fine after she's very excited. The fact is, most women really need a good bit of stimulation before a targeted attack on their clitoris, but once they're there, that's where you want to devote your attention.

The key here is go slow, ask questions, and if she's comfortable with it, leave the lights on and really explore. Body language often does tell what feels best, but I promise, she will appreciate your attentiveness if you ask outright. If she seems shy, get her to guide your hands and mouth with her own hand, and pay attention. If she starts bucking up against your mouth and gasping in ragged little breaths, for God's sake, don't use this opportunity to try something different. Just keep doing exactly what you're doing.


I want to reiterate, there is almost nothing you can do that won't feel terrific, so relax! I promise, you may be confused and uncertain, but she's in heaven. Any licking and sucking of the labia, vaginal entrance, clitoris, or anal area is going to feel just great, and I'd no sooner tell guys to "do it exactly like this" than I would tell every chef to follow the same recipe. But for those who are compelled to RTFM, here are a few techniques that you might like to try:

Try lapping her pussy from vaginal entrance up to her clit, leaving your tongue soft and jaw relaxed. This is a good way to start your tonguing.
Run your tongue between the inner and outer labia on one side, while holding the two together with your lips. Good job, now do the other side.
Fuck her pussy with your tongue - in and out, around and around, etc. This feels nice. Not wonderful or incredible or earth-shaking; nice.
Spread her outer lips with your hand. Then, with your tongue pointed and stiff, gently flick here and there. Feel free to roam, but keep coming back to her clit. This drives some women wild, and others can't take it. Some may prefer that you always leave your tongue soft, so when you try this, pay attention to whether those moans are ecstacy or pain.
The following techniques should not be introduced until your partner is really hot (i.e. she's no longer coherent). These are very intense actions which may be "too much" for some women, even when nearing orgasm.

With her clit still exposed, give it a quick little suck - pulling it into your mouth briefly and letting it go. This is a lot like licking a bit of cake batter off of your pinky. This feels incredible, and is a fine thing to do if you feel like torturing her

Take her exposed clit into your mouth and gently suck on it, simultaneously flicking your tongue over and around it. This can be done very lightly or very aggressively, and combined with fingering, will usually rapidly produce an intense orgasm.
Another choice technique involves rolling your tongue into a tube. If you can't do this with your tongue, you can't learn it - it's genetic. For those who can, this works best in an inverted or 69 position. Roll your tongue into a tube around the shaft of her clitoris. Slide it up and down; in effect, your tongue makes a tiny pussy for her clit to fuck. This also is likely to bring her over the edge.


Fingers are a valuable adjunct to eating pussy. Most women masturbate by pressing a finger or fingers over their clit, possibly "thru" the skin of their inner or outer lips, and vigorously rubbing in a circular or back-and-forth direction. You can do this too, and it is most helpful to ask, or better yet, have her show you how she likes it done. You will never be a good lover until you can bring your woman to climax with your hands. When you fuck her from behind, or up her ass, or really in any position which doesn't allow her to simultaneously rub her vulva against your body, reach down or around and rub her clit. I know it's distracting, but just do it anyway. One important point to note: make sure that your fingers are well lubricated. There is nothing more uncomfortable than a dry finger roughly rubbed across one's clitoris.

Of course, that's not all you can do with your fingers. One technique which is very exciting is to spread her lips wide apart with one hand, and with your index finger straight like a pencil, flick the side of it rapidly across her clit. This motion alone will often bring a woman to orgasm. Combining this with the addition of some tongue action elsewhere is nothing short of bliss.

Sticking one or more fingers inside her vagina is also wonderful. You can simply move them in and out (this feels best with at least two or three fingers, pushed in hard), or wriggling them around. A particularly intense motion is to face your hand so that you have two fingers inside her with your palm facing the front of her body. Now move your fingers rapidly, as if waving hello. You are aiming to stimulate a particular part of the woman's vagina - namely the lower anterior (front) part. When combined with sucking her clit, this is nearly certain to bring her to a fast and intense climax.

An excellent way to begin manual stimulation is to stick one fingers inside her, with your palm cupped over the mons area. I'm talking about that fleshy "mound" over her pubic bone. Your finger goes in and out and the ball of your hand is pressed hard against her vulva. You may want to rub or even shake the entire area with your palm.

Fingers also do nice things to tight little butt holes, but that's a whole other story...


I think variety is crucial. Some guy posted an article detailing a road map of kissing and licking much better to do the unexpected; sometimes a hungry, aggressive approach, other times a laid-back, leisurely one. You can even even include your nose, or your chin into the act. Start slow, that's the key, and let your lover guide the speed of the crescendo. In all cases, start gently. Roughness and clumsiness are big turn-offs. As she gets more and more excited, pay more attention to her clitoris. When she's three breathes away from cumming, moving your mouth off or away from her clit is agony. That's fine if you're intentionally torturing her, just understand that this is what you are doing. The only prohibition is to be reasonably gentle with her clit. Nibbling or biting is fine elsewhere, but we're talking about a sensitive spot.

Speaking of prolonging the agony... I think this is great fun. Bring your partner just to the edge of orgasm, and stop. This is not easy unless you really know your lover well. Instead, just have her help you. Say, "Grab my head and stop me just before you think you're gonna cum." Then take your sweet time. Blow on her clit, take it into your mouth just briefly, flick it just the very slightest bit. You will have this woman squirming and moaning like she's dying. Finger her deeply, enjoy the ecstasy you are imparting, and finally, have pity. Let the poor woman cum.

Okay, she's practically suffocating you, she's pressed so hard against your face; she's screaming and bucking up in the air; you feel her pussy contracting wildly - how long should you keep it up?? The simple answer is, until she makes you stop. Some women may stop you after five seconds from the start of their climax, others may be able to roll right into another orgasm if you keep going. Do come up for air, but remember, her excitement does not drop off as sharply as yours does. Play it safe by continuing the stimulation.

How many times does she need to cum? Some women are very content to have one orgasm. A whole lot of women would really like to cum again, but need about five minutes to recoup. Many women are so sensitive right after they cum that they may push your head violently away. This doesn't necessarily mean they've had enough, only that you need to stop for a few minutes. In fact most women, given a short rest between, are capable of cumming again and again. A smaller percentage of women are able to cum repeatedly with continued stimulation. This is the much-touted multiple-orgasm that is experienced by a minority of women. I know this makes it difficult to know when enough is enough, but there's a simple answer: ask her.

Whenever you touch a woman's pussy, make sure your finger is wet. You can lick it or moisten it with juices from inside her. Be sure, by all means, to wet it before you touch her clit because it doesn't have any juices of it's own and it's extremely sensitive. Your finger will stick to it if it's dry and that hurts. But you don't want to touch her clit anyway. You have to work up to that. Before she becomes aroused, her clit is too delicate to be handled.

Approach her pussy slowly. Women, even more so than men, love to be teased. The inner part of her thigh is her most tender spot. Lick it, kiss it, make designs on it with the tip of your tongue. Come dangerously close to her pussy, then float away. Make her anticipate it.

Kiss her, gently, then harder. Now use your tongue to separate her pussy lips and when she opens up, run your tongue up and down between the layers of pussy flesh. Gently spread her legs more with your hands. Everything you do with a woman you're about to eat must be done gently.

Gently pull the pussy lips away and flick your tongue against the clit, hood covered or not. Do this quickly. This should cause her legs to shudder. When you sense she's getting up there toward orgasm, make your lips into an O and take the clit into your mouth. Start to suck gently and watch your lady's face for her reaction. If she can handle it, begin to suck harder. If she digs it, suck even harder. Go with her. If she lifts her pelvis into the air with the tension of her rising orgasm, move with her, don't fight her. Hang on, and keep your hot mouth on her clit. Don't let go. That's what she'll be saying too: 'Don't stop. Don't ever stop!'

There's a reason for that, most men stop too soon. Just like with cock sucking, this is something worth learning about and worth learning to do well. I know a man who's a lousy fuck, simply lousy, but he can eat pussy like nobody I know and he never has trouble getting a date. Girls are falling all over him.

Take two fingers. One is too skinny and three is too wide and therefore can't get deep enough. Make sure they're wet so you don't irritate her skin. Slide them inside, slowly at first, then a little faster. Fuck her with them rhythmically. Speed up only when she does. Listen to her breathing.

She'll let you know what to do. If you're sucking her clit and finger-fucking her at the same time, you're giving her far more stimulation than you would be giving her with your cock alone. So you can count on it that she's getting high on this. If there's any doubt, check her out for symptoms. Each woman is unique. You may have one who's nipples get hard when she's excited or only when she's having an orgasm. Your girl might flush red or begin to tremble. Get to know her symptoms and you'll be a more sensitive lover.

Oral sex can be the most exciting sexual experiences you can have. But it's what you make it. Take your time, practice often, pay attention to your lover's signals, and most of all, enjoy yourself.

By Jems

How to Make Love to a Woman

It was a nice evening with just the two of us. We had a candle light dinner and a bottle of wine. You looked very sexy in your elegant evening gown. On the way home you were saying how much of a lovely time you had at our romantic dinner.

After we returned home you were standing in the bedroom kicking off your shoes when you asked me to rub your back. I approached you from the rear and placed my hands onto your shoulders. You let out a sigh when I began to massage you. You started saying how good it felt when I took my hands and traced down the outside of your arms. When I reached your hands I started to massage your fingers very gently. Then tracing back up your arms I pulled my hands across your shoulders then down your back putting just enough pressure on each side of your spine with my thumbs while placing my fingers on the out side of your back. I continued this until you were totally relaxed. I then reached your butt and took my time to caress each cheek gently. I then continued down your left leg to your foot. I proceeded to move back up this time with my hands under your dress to your butt. I again massaged each cheek gently, while ever so lightly caressing the back of your neck with my mouth. I then moved down the right leg to your foot. Then with a hand on each leg I moved my hands back up the sides of your body removing your beautiful dress. I take the dress up over your head. Placing my hands back onto your head I gently massage your scalp down to your neck. I then turn you to be you facing me. I lightly give you a kiss on the forehead telling you how beautiful you are. With the back of my hands I trace ever so gently down each cheek to your neck. Then with feather light touches I trace around your breast back up between them to your neck. I'm careful not to totally touch either breast or nipple. Again I gently glide my hands down your arms and gently massage each finger. I then move my hands around to your back down your butt and on down your legs. Then with my thumbs on your inner thigh I trace back up your legs. Just before I reach your panties, I pull my thumbs out and place my hands on the back of your thighs. I continue up, placing my face ever so close without touching you so she can feel my warm breathe, as I move up to your stomach, I move my hands back around to your stomach and feathery touch you in between your breasts back to your face. I gently kiss you on the mouth while I ever so diligently pick you up and place you onto the bed. Once on the bed I have you roll onto your stomach. I then sit next to you and spend a very large amount of time gently massaging you. I start at the top of your head and continue down your back and arms to your butt, were I kiss each cheek, then continue to massage you to your feet. Once at your feet I repeat the process only in reverse and go back to the top of your head. I then roll you onto your back. Again I gently massage you. Starting with your face continuing around your breast making sure I don't touch a nipple. I then kiss around your breasts and let your nipples feel my warm breath. I continue kissing you all over down your stomach then to your moist pussy that has soaked your lace panties. After you have felt my breathe upon you, I trace with light touches around your mound without touching your clit, then I go down each leg until I reach your feet. I then repeat the process only this time in reverse back to your face. I'm careful not to touch your nipples or your pussy. I then kiss you ever so gently on the mouth. Then moving to your ears and suck them as you like. I continue to kiss you with like pecks using my tongue on your face and neck continuing down your chest to your nipples. I take each nipple into my mouth gently sucking and licking spending ample time. I continue down your stomach to your bellybutton. I gently lick and bite your bellybutton before continuing to your lace panties. I gently slide them off. When I reach her feet I take your panties and sniff her sweet nectar that you have left in them. I then take and suck and lick each toe into my mouth. Starting back up I alternate my kissing on each leg. Has I go back up you begin to spread your legs. I lay between your legs and ever so elegantly begin to kiss and lick the inner part of your thighs. I can feel the heat you have started to generate upon my face. I continue this around your pussy and then on each lip. As you feel my warm breath on you, you begin to moan ever so softly. I continue to slowly tease you by licking her pussy from the top all the way to your anus, I tell you how sweet you taste but careful not to touch her clit. Then when you begin to moan louder and starts to squirm and can not take it any longer, I gently lick your clit. I then take your clit into my mouth where I elegantly suck it. Not to hard at first just soft and slow. As you begin to rock and moan loudly I then suck your clit faster and harder. As you have your first of many, orgasm I do not release your clit from my mouth. Only when you begin to relax will I release you. Then with a gentle tongue I slowly lick your pussy and anus clean. Slowly tasting all of her sweetness, and not leaving a drop. When you have totally relaxed I move up and tell you how beautiful you are and how much I love you. I then kiss you Good Night.
By: Jems

What Girls are looking for…

First things first...I have read a lot of books, seen a lot of things, and experienced things first hand for myself. This is how I know what girls are looking for. There are 3 concepts you need to understand here. After you understand all 3 you can move on to the conclusion of this text.

First: Girls want a guy who is confident!

This is very important. Most guys who don't have a girlfriend are ones who lay low, let the girls find them. Also they don't show off! Now when I say show off I'm not saying show off like freakin' standing on your head and shit, no...what you must understand is confidence. You must show you have no fear of rejection. So when you see a tons hot chick in class...on the work, what do you do? You go right up and ask them their name and number. Say something smooth, like, I'm going to a movie Saturday night, and I was wondering if you would like to join me? Babes dig a guy who seem sure of allows them to let down their guard and feel secure. So just to sum it up for you all short like...A guy can have any chick he wants... The only catch is that they must know how to accomplish this. So, First thing, find a chick you dig. When you are feeling totally confident Stroll up to her ask her what her name is and go for it! Now if you understand the jest of what I have just said, You are thinking of nothing more than to be confident & smooth. Great, now you understand the first concept.

What if she has a boyfriend and he wants to beat the bloody-piss out of me for hitting on her?...What if she thinks I'm ugly?... What if I look stupid and piss my fuckin' pants? You know what I say? Screw it, you can't be worried about that goes on! Even if you do get the bloody-piss kicked out of you, well you tried (but odds are if she has a boyfriend, she will just tell you and it will end there). So fuck all the what and go for it!

Second: The Thirty seconds rule!

Ok, next one is very short and sweet. A girl will decide within the first thirty seconds of meeting you if she will do you. Its that simple, make a good impression at the very beginning and it will all go well for you when it comes time for gettin' down! Or going down...or whatever you do! What if I have screwed that up already...Like there is this chick I want, but she probably already thinks I'm stupid and shit? Well, there is another what if, but ok I will answer it. If she already has the frame of mind that you will never do for a sex partner (and you know this for sure, if you don't you need to find out) then you need not keep trying. By the way...I want to say one other thing. If you are the type of guy who gets a girl drunk so you can have your way with them...I hope I never see you, because I will rip off your fuckin' balls. That shit just isn't right! Remember that.

Third: Girls want a bad boy!

For all you good boys out there, don't feel left out just yet...this includes you too. A lot of you have probably been saying that girls only like just losers and assholes...the ones who get into a lot of trouble and couldn't add 2 and 2. Well it seems that way, But its only half way true. Girls want a guy who they can reform. Yes! What that means is that they want someone who they can make change for them...Like if they are bad (like the ones listed above) they want to try to make them change into good boys that will protect and love them.This would be the ultimate sign of love for a girl. But most commonly, a trouble maker guy who is a jerk, and a freakin' asshole will only change for a while in order to get some. Then he will go right back to his old ways. So what I am saying is (like back in concept 1) don't just sit back and not try,(you don't have to be a fuckin' jerk) Just be cool and smooth and a girl will interpret that as being a bad boy (in there eyes). So good boys!, listen up, just get more confident and try again and again. Trust me you will have a date in no time at all. I promise.

Conclusion: So just remember, be cool and confident...act like nothing is going to sink your boat, then try for a chick. Make sure you are delivering the first impression that will score you a hot Saturday night date (Remember the second concept!). Next, just act like you are the shit, no one is better than are funny, and charming. After you have a chick enjoy the work you have done.
By Jems

How to pick ou college girls

I am an Science Teacher at a large state University in the Midwest. Over the years, I have read with great amusement, and frequent contempt, supposedly true stories from my colleagues who have been successful at seducing coeds. Most of it was fun, a lot of it was drivel, but very little of it rang true. Thus I have taken it upon myself to write a comprehensive manual on the subject, enlivened by some of my own experiences. I hope it will be of interest to the general public.

Rule 1 - Don't mess with Bambi

"Bambo" is my generic name for the drop-dead knockouts who can be found on every college campus in the nation. Teach long enough, and you will run into her or her sisters. She is a "10" on the old beauty rating scale. Although a professor my enjoy looking at such radiant creatures, nobody who hopes to hold onto their job should try to put moves on one of these lovelies. Lets face it friends, if she wouldn't date you when you were in school, what makes you think things have changed now? Such creatures invariably have boyfriends, and if they were interested in seeing an older man, they'd probably be more attracted to some millionaire or powerful politician. Lets face it, she can have any man she wants. Unless she makes it unmistakably clear that she wants you urgently, leave her alone. Also beware the kind that likes to flirt. She may want your attention, but is unlikely to want your cock.

Rule 2 - If you're not absolutely certain, back off

Elaborating on the last idea, never mess with any female student unless you are completely satisfied that she thinks its a good idea. When in doubt, wait! A proper seduction takes time. No woman is going to fall for a "hot pitch." They get nervous when they feel crowded. Take your time. Work on the relationship. When the time comes, let HER seduce YOU.

Rule 3 - Stay away from women in academic difficulty

How many times have we read a story where some bozo puts the moves on some coed who says she "will do anything to pass this course." Face it, students lie, or at least they exaggerate. Oh yes, some will bat their eyes and even try a come-on. Be wary. It may be a simple attempt to manipulate you without any commitment to sexual satisfaction. Some women will cock-tease to get a grade, but have no intention of going to bed. This happened to me with Charlotte. She came on to me in a big way when she was in academic trouble. She made it clear that she'd be willing to put out for a grade. I passed her and we made a date. She never showed up. She refused to answer my calls. I let her go, a sadder but wiser man. On the other hand, my most satisfying sexual experience came with a beautiful blonde named Cindy. She stayed after class one day to talk to me. She needed to pass the class to graduate. I joked with her for a while as I felt her out emotionally. She was willing. That night she met me after my last class.We kissed--Lord it was awesome! She was 5'9" tall, 38D (honest!) and horny as hell. She said I was the kind of man she'd date under other circumstances.Under the circumstances then obtaining, we had incredible hot sex. I reachedunder her pretty sweater and began caressing her breasts through her bra. She reached behind her back and undid the clasp, explaining that no one made front-closing bras in her size. I did not object. I pulled her sweater up and stuck my head under to suck her breasts. At the same time I reached around her back to stroke her backside and legs. She was wearing a long skirt. Aftera while, I reached under her skirt and lifted it up. I fell on my knees between her legs, pulled her panties aside and licked her cunt for twenty minutes. She came at least twice. When it came her time to reciprocate, she took me outside and we sat in her pickup truck. She sucked me off as I stuck a finger up her asshole. She liked that a lot. Take note: Cindy was the exception that proved the rule. Nothing like that has ever happened again.

Rule 4 - All women talk

Coeds live in a communal environment with classmates, roommates and friends. Their favorite thing to do is to talk to each other. Normally, faculty members are low on their list of conversational priorities--unless one does something to attract unwelcome attention. If you put a move on a student, shewill tell people and they will tell other people. Sooner or later someone will tell the administration. If that happens you are dead. Nothing will terminate a promising academic career than accusations of sexual harassment. In the current climate such accusations, even false or exaggerated ones, are absolutely fatal. And forget tenure! Even a tenured full professor can, and will, be fired with lightning speed. The charge is "moral turpitude" and it trumps tenure: you are gone. One mistake is all it takes; there is no margin for error.

Rule 5 - Give "mom" a second glance

In my humble opinion, the absolute best prospect for happy relations come from chasing returning adult female students. Young women have an exaggeratedopinion of themselves. A few years in the real world mellows them considerably. Women in their thirties are spunky, often pretty, and utterly realistic. Many are returning to school to get a better job after failed marriages. Divorcees are the best! So are the ladies who have been married "for a thousand years." The spark has gone out of their love lives. Whether they know it or not, many are on the prowl for romance and adventure. Older women are infinitely more interesting to talk to, more sophisticated, and overtly sexual than their younger sisters. They are comfortable with themselves, and more tolerant, than Bambi. They love attention, all women do,but they are not threatened by playful patter and double entendre. Moreover,they do not usually live on campus and are unlikely to run around telling tales out of school. Unless your approach is abnormally inept, such women areunlikely to complain to authorities. If they're not interested, they'll communicate that very quickly. Likewise, if they want you, they will NOT be shy about it.My favorite woman in her thirties returning to school was Debbie. She was tall and thin. It turns out she was a runner and in superb physical condition. She took three of my classes one semester after another. She was bright and lively and wrote great, thoughtful essays. I was attracted to her mind before I became obsessed with her body. She used to stay after class andtalk to me. She was divorced, had a ten year old at home, and mentioned she was not dating. I got her address, surreptitiously, and sent her a Valentine's Day card from "her secret admirer." The next time I saw her, she was more friendly and animated than ever. She'd figured out the card was from me because I'd used the word "assignation." None or her friends knew what that meant, indeed she'd had to look it up herself in the dictionary. She liked the idea, and over the next few weeks, teased the truth out of me by letting me know that she was not adverse. After a particularly long and frisky chat one day toward the end of the semester I made my move. I moved toward her slowly and reached out for her. She pulled me close and kissed me with incredible passion. We kissed and caressed with growing frenzy. Finally she said, "We can't do this here." I said OK how about out on the lawn. She gaped at me in utter amazement and asked if I was kidding. I explained that it was late and everybody had gone home for the day. I led her outside, and lo and behold, everybody was gone. I led her behind a tree next to the building where I work and made her get down on all fours. I pulled down her slacks and panties and fingered her vagina. She was soaked. I unzipped my fly, pulled out my raging hard-on, and began pounding her senseless. The danger of discovery added infinitely to the urgency of our lovemaking. It was the hottest sex I've ever had. She talked about it for years afterward. Eventually, she graduated, got a job and moved on. I still call her now and then to see how she's doing.I met Joy while I was romancing Debbie, and once again a slow seduction ensued. Joy was 5'2" tall, very pretty heart-shaped face (and fanny!) and weighed 110 lbs. She was fun to talk to and we hit it off right away. She wasvery married and had children ages 3, 9 and 11. I found it difficult to talkto her because she was so stunning. She took three classes with me over three years. It never occurred to me that she found me attractive. We were friends and I enjoyed her company. Little did I know that she was as obsessedwith me as I was with her. I began to realize that something was going on when she started showing up at "chance" meetings with me in the hallway the semester after our last class together. For a while I thought nothing of it. No way this lovely creature was interested in me. But when she audited a summer class she'd already taken with me, I knew something was up. I just didn't know what. As the semester drew to a close, she asked to speak to me privately. By then I had an inkling that my fantasy girl had something in mind--could it be? I took her into the teachers' room, which was deserted, and she spilled her guts. Turns out she'd been smitten from the first time she'd laid eyes on me. You could have knocked me over with a feather. She explained that we could never be intimate. I shook my head and replied, "Oh yes we will."The next six months I worked assiduously to get into her pants. We started meeting each other for little rendezvous. We started by kissing and ever so gradually over the course of weeks moved to petting. Our favorite place wasthe park outside town. It was almost always deserted. Over the weeks I began getting bolder and bolder. Her resistance was weakening. She always said, "I can't." But I knew she would, and eventually she did. First she would allow me to touch her under her clothes. Then one week I got her shirt off and sucked her beautiful nipples.

Before long (2 or 3 weeks), she was letting me reach into her jeans and stroke her pussy through her panties. I loved sending her home reeking of sex. In time, I began to take out my cock and make her satisfy me with her hands. She gave great hand jobs. Then one time she leaned over and engulfed my manhood with her mouth. She looked delightful with her lovely face wrapped around my rigid cock. The defining moment of the transition from her "never" to my always was the time I stood her up outside her BMW. I pulled her shirt up to her neck, opened her bra, and pulled her slacks and panties down to her knees. Then I pulled out my dick and started rubbing it between her legs, making her fluids flow down her tan legs. From then on she denied me nothing. Every time we got together I made her remove every stitch of clothing. She "hated" that--she was justly afraid of being caught, but she always did it. I loved lying on my back in her big, expensive car and making her climb on top of me."What if someone comes along?" she'd ask nervously. I replied that they would see her fucking me while she played with herself. She always masturbated when she was on top of me--for her amusement and mine. In timewe were unable to see each other very often because of her work and family responsibilities.In that same summer course that Joy audited was Lisa. Lisa was older, 40-45. She had a child in college and had returned to get her own degree at the same time. Lisa was full, ripe and lush. She had red hair (my weakness), a good tan, big bust and pretty legs. She was not a knock-out, but she compensated by being very eager. I did not pursue her until I thought my relationship with Joy was over (as I had not pursued Joy until long after Debby was gone.) I had her daughter in my class, and Lisa started showing up afterward to talk to me. I knew instantly that she was hooked (absolute converse of what happened with Joy.) I sent her a secret admirer note, and once again it worked like a charm. Within two weeks, we were kissing in a darkened class room and sneaking off to secret lunches. Lisa had the firmest breasts that I have ever seen on a woman, totally inexplicable considering her age. I know for a fact that they were not silicone. She loved having me suck her long distended nipples. However, we had a problem getting more intimate. She did not want to get naked on school property and thus would not remove her shirt, pants or shoes. This made penetrating her virtually impossible. Several times I offered to cancel classes and take her to a motel, but she demurred. She liked the spontaneity,and the danger, of fooling around in the class room. The only time I ever penetrated her successfully I tore a hole in the crotch of her pants, pulled her panties aside, and shoved my cock into her as she rode on top facing me. She didn't like sucking cock, so her long-term prospects with me were limited. I love eating pussy, and she let me do it often, but she was reluctant to reciprocate. What finally killed it was when I realize she was angling for "an Mrs. degree." She was divorced and was looking for a husband.I wanted to screw, but there was no way I was going to commit to her for life.I'd just quit seeing Lisa, when Joy came back into my life. What a close run thing! I had no intention of trying to satisfy two women at once. And I knew both were sufficiently jealous that they'd never go along with a "French solution" (menage a trois). I've been seeing Joy every week for the last few years. So far her husband has not caught on. She says she'd never leave him, but I wonder. Isn't she the one who said she'd never have sex with me. I'll just bide my time for now.

How to drive women crazy!

1. Call her by the dog's name and then deny it.
2. Answer all her questions with a question, preferably one on a totally different subject.
3. Superglue the commode seat in the up position.
4. Shrink her jeans and when she overreacts because she thinks that she's
gaining weight, give her a condescending smile and say that you prefer her with some meat on her bones.
5. Firmly refuse to ever ask for directions even if you find yourself in Georgia when your original destination was California.
6. Call her by your mother's name and then deny it.
7. Start a conversation with the dog in the middle of one with her.
8. Buy her power tools for Valentine's Day.
9. Never give her a straight answer.
10. Take up yodelling and practice a lot.
11. Quote Tim Allen to validate your position during arguments.
12. Leave the newspaper open to an ad for plastic surgery.
13. Pretend you forgot how to speak English.
14. Answer every question with "Yes, dear."

Techniques and Secrets

everything here is a generalization. "Most guys" means most guys, not all
guys. With that in mind...
Most guys are very different than women, when it comes to what they enjoy. With women, starting out very slowly is more important. With guys, there is a much better chance that the guy will be impatient, and there is most definitely a lower overall standard as to what most guys will enjoy. When starting out, the best bet is to start slowly, and indirectly. Men tend to be more visual than women, stereotypically, so part of taking your time would include almost touching...kissing around the rest of his body (depending on what's accessible under the circumstances), caressing, but not necessarily actually touching his erotic zones, yet. When doing this, remember the "many guys get impatient" rule. The longer you can drag out each step (while still making progress), the better, but some guys don't want much of this at all, and if you pay attention it should become obvious. Unfortunately, another general difference is that guys are less expressive.This is a shame, because it keeps them from enjoying it as much, as well as making it harder for you to tell what works with them. I cases like that, talking about them perhaps being more expressive, especially by telling them it excites you (hopefully this is true), is the best bet...but only if your relationship (or their personality) is secure enough to allow it. The other day, on Don & Mike (radio gods), a woman caller bragged that her nickname was "eight seconds", meaning the time it took her to bring a guy to orgasm from fellatio. While a sizable portion of guys do actually like that, it is not the way to give the best orgasm. In fact, it's the worst way. Remember that some guys do prefer it, though. See, the longer a guy is "tortured" (as one of the best fellatio artists I know puts it), the stronger his orgasm will be. "Tortured" means "kept
sexually excited, and stimulated, but not actually allowed to have an orgasm".

DO NOT be afraid to use your hands. If he's not one of those get-it-over-quick
(GIOQ) types, there are many things you simply cannot do with your mouth, but can with your hands. Specific techniques in the advanced section. Even among eroginous zones, don't stick only to the penis. Some guys have more sensitive nipples than most women, The scrotum/gonads (I mostly use technical terms, just to keep things consistent...I can write great erotic literature, but that's not what this article's about) are also essential, if he's not a GIOQ type. The cheeks of the butt, on both men and women, actually have some automatic sexual response linked to them, especially from repeated pressure. This is because our distant ancestors often had sex "doggy style", and so a patting sensation on the butt was a good standard signal for hormones to start moving. Guys have it too, for the same reason they have nipples. A good butt massage, or perhaps gently rhythmic pressure, can really get some guys going. The anus should be carefully mentioned here. I say carefully because, of course, a lot of guys feel uncomfortable with attention to it. But it is an erotic zone, especially because it includes the prostate gland. But more,
again, in the advanced section. Once he can't take it any more, or you can't, the question of spitting versus swallowing comes up. Some people, in an attempt to not offend or upset, claim that it's not really a big deal. But it is, overall. Of course plenty of guys really don't care, or don't even like their lover swallowing, while even more haven't had the chance to find out the difference. But for most guys swallowing makes a (positive) difference. This isn't just because it feels better, or more intimate. It's also, perhaps even mainly, because spitting, or vading the ejaculation altogether, brings on (even if they consciously know it's not the case) a sense of rejection (conscious or subconscious). For a woman, imagine a guy starting to go down on you and then making sputtering
noises and wiping your juices frantically from his tongue and lips. You might find it a bit disappointing, if not just plain hurtful, wouldn't you. If you're a guy reading this, then you don't need an example, you've probably had it done to you. But most guys are used to lovers not swallowing, so I only bring this up so we've made clear which way's more likely to work "best". Don't forget that, though guys have a different kind of insecurity than women, they do have frail egos...they just hide it more. So excited smiles/faces and noises can, with some guys, make a big difference in how much they enjoy it. Condoms This is your call. The odds of the blow-ee catching HIV/AIDS from the blow-er are probably about the same as if you were shaking hands. The odds of the person sucking/swallowing catching it are way less than the odds of transmitting HIV/AIDS by coitus, and astronimically less than catching it from anal sex, which makes up probably more instances of transmission than all other forms of transmission combined. In fact, there is little evidence at all of HIV/AIDS being transmitted to someone who was performing fellatio, aside from a few people who had a form of gum disease that resulted in a lot of open cuts in their mouth. Oh, it's worth note that you get tiny cuts in your mouth when you brush your teeth, though they heal in minutes, so you might want to avoid brushing right before fellatio. Try chewing gum instead, I guess. Heh.

Advanced Techniques
Swallowing (without it tasting really bad)This is possible. In fact, only a mental barrier stands between those who "can't" and those who can. But you have to know the technique. Oh, I should point out that a large minority of people enjoy the taste, either for the flavor or because bringing that kind of pleasure to their lover is so wonderful. But a larger number think it can taste pretty bad. This depends a lot on the guy himself (each guy tastes different, some very much so), and also on what they eat (rumor has it that fruit makes it taste better, and fatty foods make it taste worse, as do some spices). The trick is to not taste it at all. This sounds too simple to be true, but: When a guy starts to cum, the typical response is to try to pace it a bit... to hold it in one's mouth for a moment before swallowing. This is the only reason one tastes it. Instead, just start swallowing, immediately and hard. If you can get te tip into the back of your mouth without having a gag reflect problem (more on that later), the ejaculation will go completely down your throat without you tasting it at all. All that's left is a vague aftertaste, and even that is much weaker than if you had allowed it to stay in your mouth. This technique fast-swallowing actually feels better, to a lot of guys, than if you had paced it normally. Deep Throating (overcoming the gag reflex) A penis in the back of one's mouth sometimes makes them "gag". So does a finger, or a banana, actually. I put quotes around "gag" because it's sorta an illusion. The "trick" to not "gagging" is to not interrupt the reflex. What, technically, is happening is that your body is trying to swallow, and a finger, penis, or banana doesn't cooperate. Some people can learn to just resist/ignore the reflex, but even better is to turn it into a real swallow. I believe (don't try it at home) that's how sword swallowers do it. Certainly it's how "deep throat" technique people do it. It's really just that simple. When you would have felt like
gagging, you swallow. I, personally, have confirmed this with a banana, and a finger. This isn't just for swallowing (which it helps). It can feel very, very good for fellatio overall. Texture (don't just keep repeating a single motion) But don't forget texture. OK, the largest minority of guys doesn't care at all about variety (in a single session), he just wants rhythmic pumping. But in that case most of these techniques are wasted on him, anyway. But the rest of guys, a majority, are in various categories of liking at least some change at some point during a specific fellatio session. I should bring up the texture thing at the end of every section, but to save time and space I'll just hope you remember this paragraph. Switch from one technique to another every so often during a session, if he seems to respond well to that. Try to make the change smooth and natural, don't just stop one thing and start another. And we're not talking about switching every few seconds...more like every few minutes, maybe even longer.

Various Other Oral Techniques
Sucking really hard: Some guys hate this, but some are amazed at how good it feels. This is especially good as a "texture" (variety) change during a blowjob. This doesn't just mean sucking at one constant really amaze him, try sucking hard just on the out-stroke, or just on the in-stroke (a more subtle effect), or actually pausing any motion while doing it. Licking You may think this is obvious, but it's not, really. Especially since many guys seem to just expect a rhythmic head-bobbing sorta suck-fest. But licking is another technique that can be surprisingly effective. Especially at two points - Early on, before you've actually touched his penis and are (in theory) exciting him by working up to it. Licking is a great way to make first contact. The other time is when you've prolonged things until he's so hard and excited that breathing on him seems to get him close. Trace the lines and textures of his head (glans), down the ridge of his shaft (the side away from his belly/abdomen, more on that later), his balls (more on that later), and even the exact point where the inside of his thigh meets the skin of his scrotum, on each side. That last spot almost deserves its own section, because it can be very effective. Especially, again, early on before you've focused on his penis, or after he's really, really close. That area can also be sucked on, at other some men this is very stimulating.

Giving him the shaft: The line down the shaft of his penis, on the side opposite where his penis would touch his abdomen if pressed against it, is one of the best-kept secrets. This is because its effect isn't obvious at first. But firm, rhythmic stimulation at some point along the line down his penis on that side (where exactly it is depends on the person) can have a startling, strong effect.
Depending on the situation, this can be done with fingers, the tongue, or firm
sucking (just on that area).

Having a ball: This varies so much from guy to guy that it's kinda hard to nail down. Some guys are almost indifferent to their balls/scrotum being given attention, or are even uncomfortable with it...but more find it at least a nice change, some find it fantastic. Various techniques include sucking a whole "ball" into one's mouth, and gently fondling it with the tongue, while it's there. This can't be done for very long without becoming uncomfortable, though. Or licking about firmly at them when not in the mouth, or to suck at the skin itself. I don't think I'll go much into analingus/anal sex. That would probably require a whole separate article. (OK, I got enough questions about it that I decided to write an article on it: Advanced Anal Sex Techniques) Suffice it to say that a minority of people find this very stimulating, and technically it should be, considering the proximity to vaginal sexual nerves (women) and the prostate(men)...but most people are little (or more) uncomfortable with it, performing or receiving. But, nearby, one has the base of the scrotum, going in a line toward the anus. There is a spot along there which can be licked, or better yet gently pushed with a finger in a rhythmic fashion, that stimulates the prostate. This allows one to avoid the whole butt thing, if they're uncomfortable with it, and still get a little of the almost magical effect that stimulating the prostate can have. This may need to be something done rhythmically for more than a little hile, with the penis being stimulated at the same time, to really work well. Gentle, but firm. Hands: A lot of the best techniques involve hands. If you or he insists on sticking to purely oral, then a lot of amazing stuff is missed. First, there's obviously caressing. This can be done all over the body, and not just during the initial build-up phase. This is also a great thing to do during pauses, when prolonging things when he's too close to orgasm too soon. The Cock Pull
One really effective trick for direct attention to the penis is to use both hands, but only in one direction. Saliva may be enough for this, depending on the situation...but some additional lubricant, preferably oil-based, may be necessary. Starting at the base, slide a hand up toward the tip, placing the other hand by the base. Just before it comes off of the tip, start the other hand moving up from the base toward the tip. While doing that, put the other hand down on the base. Keep this up, slowly getting faster. This works great with a really hard penis (and it's so different/stimulating that he'll probably have to look (or ask, if it's dark) to see what's going on)...but it's also a great trick for someone who's not erect yet (or even having trouble with it). This, obviously, is the one sure way to have a pumping-type stimulation whether hard or not. It's my understanding that this works miracles on some people who, say, are using blood pressure medication or have some other erectile problem. The opposite works, too, though only with an erect penis. I mean starting on the top and sliding down to the base, starting the other hand on the tip before the first finishes, et cetera, back and forth.
The Drum: If you want to really amaze him, and have him trying to find out what you're doing, try this - gently wrap a thumb and index finger around his nuts, to pull them (again, gently) away from his body slightly, until you have a slight sort of surface tension on the "end" (spot farthest from his body), a bit like a bulging drum. Then gently (OK, with a very few people it can be more forceful, but work your way up to it) run your tongue in a circle around that "end" area. If one right (and it's hard to get just right), it creates a really amazing sensation. This won't get most people to orgasm, but it does feel really good. With a few people you can even use your fingertip. Or fingernail, though to me that feels a bit too much like a knife. Hands are also a good backup plan for when your mouth tires. The best tactic is make switching back and forth a normal part of your technique, so it's not obvious if/when you do need to take a rest break for your mouth. OK, there's a ton more I could write...but hey, there's also a lot I didn't include in Advanced Cunnilingus Techniques. I'll probably get back and spruce both of them up, eventually.


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Wednesday, November 19, 2008